[Stoat]

That’ll make short work of any varmints, once I get a crane to lift it for me that is.

Just please don't shoot any stoats with it....we are (generally) a pretty peaceful bunch and don't cause trouble.

 

We're no threat to your crops or livestock because we prefer eating at nice restaurants, accompanied by vivacious and buxom young Conservative ladies.

[processing please hold]

What a darlin’ looking critter. Have no fear, they are safe from me.

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OTOH...