Got a ribald one for you.
Some “goat herders” were sitting around the campfire one night discussing how they get intimate with their charges. One said “Well, I just sneak up behind them, slip their back feet in my boots and have my way with them.”
One partucularly astute member of the group chimed in, “Ya, but how do you kiss ‘em?”
Does that mean virgin hohair comes from ugly goats?