Posted on 07/12/2007 5:46:35 AM PDT by stan_sipple
Obesity is the leading killer of gray whales aged 5 and up. The numbers don’t lie, the gray whale population is getting fatter. This is a good thing.
For a second, I thought it said GAY whales.
Obviously, the answer is to install HUGH giant screen TVs underwater and develop undersea Dorito feeding stations. While that may be enough to keep the whales busy for a while, surely their attention span will “drift” and we’ll have to develop fluke-actuated consoles for them to play undersea videogames. Ultimately, the big winners will be those furniture companies that can create 600 foot long undersea sofas. The big squishy cushions shouldn’t be that hard, though.
“This foolishness is getting to be way over the top. Where is the sanity?”
Believe it or not, changing climates do have an affect on animal species. Or an affect on species that they feed on.
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