[Captainpaintball]

I be a man! I wear my pants down blow my ass crack. I be a man! I wear a big white shirt! I be a man! I walk wit a limp, even doe i don't got no problems wit my feets. I be a man! I listen to rap music. I be a man! white boys wanna be like me, cause I be a man!

I gots bitches and I gots hoes. I gots 100 dolla kicks and fresh baggy clothes. I don't go to school, cause that's for suckas. Uncle Toms tryin'to be white muthaf***as. I keep it REAL, That's how I be playin'. I knock you up, you get rid of it, no delayin'. But if you don't, I'm not payin! Jewels in da crown, bitch, Knowwhutimsayin'? I'll stomp your ass, and leave you layin' Cause I be a MAN!!!

[John Will]

I had to put every word you sad into urban dictonary.