[”...but you are still a superstitious oaf.” “...you may be able to learn from a 3rd grade level book.... It really isn’t that hard to read.”]
Haha! I think I touched a nerve there, eh? Now, wipe the spittle off of your monitor screen, take a deep breath, and try to understand something: I am quite well educated in the biological sciences, moderately well versed in the arts, and quite open to altering my opinions on any given subject, if the evidence is compelling enough. I don’t believe that the Earth is flat, I don’t reject the evidence of my own senses, and I consider myself fairly open-minded.
You, however, strike me as a typical zealot, lashing out with emotion when your treasured beliefs are challenged. Perhaps some insight into your own psyche would be warranted.
Also: Your mother is an oaf.
It is a start... they may even give you crayons to color.
Doesn’t that sound like fun?