OK. Build the fence north of them and call it a day.
A lot of us down here on the border are in favor of just that... YOU damyankees are so afraid of our business associates and neighbors (and want to screw up our agriculture, environment and neighborhood ties) that it doesn’t seem like a bad idea. Oh, we’ll let y’all in to visit, but please stop all moving down this way from Minnesota and Wisconsin and Iowa and then expecting us to conform to you’re lifestyles. We were fine before you started whining about the same folks that have always lived and done business here doing business where you live.