[Stallone]

Recipe for End of Global Warming Crisis

Material List
1 Wooden Armchair
2 Rolls of Ducttape
1 Pair of Scissors
1 Bottle of Dom Perignon
1 Champagne Flute

Procedure
1. Secure Al Gore to Wooden Armchair with Roll #1 of Ducttape - cut tape with Scissors;
2. Secure Al Gore’s mouth with Roll #2 of Ducttape - cut tape with Scissors;
3. Open Bottle of Dom Perignon and fill Champagne Flute;
4. Celebrate end of Global Warming crisis. Imbibe generously. Smile.

[decal]

“3. Open Bottle of Dom Perignon and fill Champagne Flute;
4. Celebrate end of Global Warming crisis. Imbibe generously. Smile.”

You left out a step - where do you shove the empty Dom P. bottle? ;)