When in the course of human events...
Dream on. Too few even know where that comes from, let alone what it means.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
It is quickly becoming time to institute a new declaration. It seems that 15 zillion dollars (or whatever the damned federal budget is these days) is just not enough for the princes in Washington DC. Time for a little revolution methinks.
$10.00 cigar tax myass! Our forefathers are spinning in their graves.