Newspaper: A thin wrapper for copious amounts of advertising, containing what you read on the Internet yesterday. Plus a crossword puzzle that is actually fun to fill out with a writing implement.
Our local papers contain:
1)- agitprop, disguised as news from the wire services
2)- shilling for the school board, which always needs more tax money, "for the children..."
3)- tons of advertising, for things most people don't need- or want, until the ads create a need...