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To: PAR35

Here in the Sheeples Republic of FloriDUH, we solved the fish wrapping problem by releasing enormous schools of armed and rangerous brueaucrats. Now, to keep a fish, you need a ‘Fisherman’s lawyer’ - literally.

For those unable to afford such a professional, there is a ruler sold under that name, which has a summary of the rules for actually keeping a fish.

Since you can’t, practically speaking, keep a fish - you don’t need a newspaper.

The Miami Herald is a fraction of the size it was years ago, and is steadily shrinking. The same goes for most of the other collectivist rags in FloriDUH.


44 posted on 07/19/2007 10:33:10 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principle)
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To: GladesGuru

Is the old Miami News still around? I doubt that it is, just wondering.


45 posted on 07/19/2007 6:46:13 PM PDT by OldPossum
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