[Lazamataz]

Amazes me that people have to have a license for dogs but not children.

Agreed. Furthermore, there should be a license application process for having sex. Breathing should be VERY carefully regulated by the government. Defacation and urination are bodily processes that can only be managed well by Our Benevolant Dictatorship.

[mtbopfuyn]

Breathing should be VERY carefully regulated by the government.

In certain cases, that would be a very good thing indeed.