That's a great inspiration for a practical joke: take books written by Kerry, Bubba, Hitlery, ad nauseam, print the text on toilet paper, and then replace all the rolls in the Congressional bathrooms.
Maybe We could get Rush to financially back it. Its a great idea! Sorta like Club Gitmo. It could be marketed as “Democratic Poop Paper” or better yet “ Inspirational Images and Sayings of The Terrorists”.