SirJohnBarleycorn is a strange name for a speed-freak hooker, but by all means have fun girl-friend.
I am far to old for this party.
"The Bible should always remain the principle text book in America's classrooms. Its morals are pure, its examples captivating and noble…the Bible will justly remain the standard of language as well as of faith."
Hey, lighten up, Jorge, I’ve got a joke for ya, bud!
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please.”
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered, “Oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, the possibility of interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have. “A martini please.” Again it was superb!
The robot again asked, “What is your IQ, sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh, about 100.”
So the robot started discussing the weather, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Yankees to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool... Again a martini, and the question: “What is your IQ?”
This time the man drawled out “Uh... ‘bout 50.”
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly said,
“Jorge, ya ever think ‘bout posting on DU instead of FR? Might be more your speed...”