Al Sawahiri is actually an American spy. If this was ever publicly revealed, al Sawahiri would be killed very slowly and painfully by his own people.
“Al Sawahiri is actually an American spy. If this was ever publicly revealed, al Sawahiri would be killed very slowly and painfully by his own people.”
...............No need to keep quiet, it’s already common knowledge at Langley that Valeri Plame was his handler.
And he has found a brilliant way of communicating his findings back home by way of the MSM.
First,they might just saw only half way through his neck making sure no major arteries were cut.
Then, once he's tied to a stout sapling, he's placed over the fire and turned slowly ~ occasionally a woman takes a razor and removes a one inch wide 6 inch long strip of skin.
Al Sawahiri is roasted until lunch at which time he is taken down, fed, watered and limbered up for the next round ~ which begins immediately after lunch.
This is the way Real Americans would do it to one of their own (circa 1620 or thereabouts).
I get your point...we must not let the enemy know they have a traitor in the ranks...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....they may behead him.
It’s true, of course.......he IS an American spy. Why, I have it on good authority myself........yep.
Heard he even likes porn and a good bourbon. Oh he will surely pay dearly if this ever gets ou.....umm.......ummm.........