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To: doug from upland

She asks me why
I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night
Hair that’s a fright
I’m hairy high and low
Don’t ask me why
Don’t know
It’s not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain’t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair’s too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They’ll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don’t my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

— from Hair, the musical.


2 posted on 07/23/2007 12:06:05 PM PDT by absolootezer0 (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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2007 Q3 FReepathon. Target: $66,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $57,420
87%  
Woo hoo!! Less than $9k to go!! Way to go FReepers and Lurkers!! Thank you all very much!!

DFU SONG: Sister Goldenhair (yes, Kerry brags about their hair)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/07/2004 5:16:55 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - SISTER GOLDENHAIR -- scroll down and open SISTER GOLDENHAIR in your Media Player or other device

As a ticket they're more lib'ral...than all RATS who have come before
Would those guys defend this nation or would they be a U.N. whore
Of their follicles they're bragging...I guess we're supposed to care
They do not have *alls but they have pretty hair

One's a big time trial lawyer...one is kept as a ketchup boy
To get your vote in No-ve-ember, they'll be trying every ploy
Of their follicles they're bragging...I guess we're supposed to care
They do not have *alls but they have pretty hair

You can't trust them, not a little...not while we fight the war on terr-er-or
While we would burn each one would fiddle...that would be a fatal err-er-or
With security they cannot be messin'...teach them a lesson

To these men there is no substance...look at them, we think "empty suit"
If you have half of a brain or more, you will give these guys the boot
Of their follicles they're bragging...I guess we're supposed to care
They do not have *alls but they have pretty hair

You can't trust them, not a little...not while we fight the war on terr-er-or
While we would burn each one would fiddle...that would be a fatal err-er-or
With security they cannot be messin'...teach them a lesson

Flush John/John...flush John/John...flush John/John...flush John/John
Flush John/John...flush John/John...flush John/John...flush John/John
Flush John/John...flush John/John...flush John/John...flush John/John
Flush John/John...flush John/John...flush John/John...flush them right now

3 posted on 07/23/2007 12:43:46 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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