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The Most Painful Dale Jr Interview in History

Tuesday evening, ESPN’s NASCAR Now teased a “feature interview” with Junior. When he finally appeared, show host Erik Kuselias never said where Junior was located, he just kind of “appeared.” Viewers immediately noticed the fact that the Budweiser logo and the color red were missing from his attire.

Instead, he wore a Sharpie shirt and appeared in front of a Sharpie background in his mysterious “studio” location. It was pretty easy to tell, something Sharpie was going to be promoted.

Instead of being up-front with viewers and explaining this agenda, NASCAR Now tried to “sell” the fact that this was a “feature interview” with Junior. They somehow believed fans did not see the Sharpie shirt, or the wall with Sharpie logos all over it.

The number one problem for ESPN is that NASCAR fans have a clue. They knew something was up from the start, and the look on Junior’s face really gave it away. It was something between being at the dentist and standing in line at the Motor Vehicle Department. This fun-loving and easy-going guy was having absolutely no fun, and it was very clear that the going...was not easy.

The person being interviewed can hear the “network feed” in their earpiece, and to lead into Junior, NASCAR Now ran an embarrassing video package on his decline this season, his possible failure to make the chase, and his leaving DEI. What a nice way to make a person feel welcome to NASCAR Now.

Kuselias introduced Junior as “NASCAR’s most popular driver,” and then without allowing him to even say hello just laid into him with one of the most bizarre NASCAR questions on network TV in quite some time. Kuselias asked Junior about Indy “if you don’t have the engine trouble, could you have won that race?”

After a brief grimace, Junior politely responded “there’s no telling, we were in the top five, so we had a shot at it.” Wouldn’t we all like to know what was actually running through Junior’s mind? Either he was thinking that ESPN has no clue to racing or he was holding himself back from the Geico Caveman answer....”what?”

Next up, Kuselias fired off “how confident are you that the eight is going to make The Chase?” What is the only answer for any driver on any team working hard to do their best every race? Junior said “very confident...we are just having bad luck” Patiently, Junior pointed out that the team was running well in the races they did not finish. This was a point omitted by the host.

“How is the fact that you are moving-on impacted the team this season?” was a follow-up from Kuselias. Again, what is the answer when you are talking to the person who is leaving? Should he say everything is a mess and I am to blame? Junior replied that this change was motivation for the DEI gang to show it could send him out on a high note and also prove that they are a top-notch professional team.

As if things could not get any stranger, Kuselias referenced the DEI/Ginn merger, and actually asked Junior that now that Mark Martin is his team mate, “what do you guys talk about?” His assumption was that since Junior and Mark were on different teams, they routinely did not speak to each other.

Veteran NASCAR fans might have had to be helped-up off the floor, as Junior and his late father had known, and grown-up with Mark and his family for over twenty years. “It would be kind of boring I think” said Junior. He was then nice enough to reference for Kuselias his experience with Mark in the Busch Series and the help he received coming up through the ranks.

Kuselias did not get it. These two guys had known each other for a long time. They have already talked about life and racing for many years with each other. In his unrelenting manner, Kuselias asked “what specific things would you focus in on with Mark Martin?” He was referring to “getting info” from Martin before leaving DEI, and presumably, not talking to Martin again as he would no longer be a team mate. How priceless is that question?

Junior took a very deep breath. Then another. “That’s kind of a tough situation there” he said about the question. Then, a funny thing happened. As we all have at some time in our life...Junior just made something up. It was about learning Martin’s “set-ups” for his cars. If you were a fan, it was a hilarious answer. A guy going to Hendrick needs help with “set-ups.” The message could not be sent any clearer. But, if you were ESPN, this was great information.

Then, Junior was gone. No thank you or sign-off, just Kuselias saying that Junior would be back later in the show “to talk more about the news involving you.” Does that make any sense? Well, of course it does. Junior had to get in his promo for Sharpie, and after taping the entire interview, NASCAR Now just sliced that part off and kept it for the end of the show.

This way, they could pretend that this had been a “feature interview” with NASCAR Now, and not just another TV interview on the Sharpie “satellite media tour.” How low can this bunch get?

Sure enough, Junior popped-up at the end of the show again. Kuselias asked about the merger of the JR Motorsports and the Hendrick Busch teams. Junior tried to say that if he is writing a two million dollar check, and Hendrick is writing a two million dollar check for his own team, then putting them together will be cost effective.

Unfortunately, after Junior finished saying “two million dollars,” Erik Kuselias started to laugh. He thought Junior was joking. Patiently, Junior finished his answer. Once again, the lack of any racing knowledge on the part of Erik Kuselias was revealed to the national viewing audience. Junior was not joking, it was a two million dollar expense.

Finally, Kuselias said that people at ESPN were showing him their “8” tattoos and asking him if Junior was going to “keep his number.” After asking him if he had any news on that, Junior quietly replied “Not really, we don’t have any. That’s not something that I have any influence on.” That is bad news. Apparently, all those Connecticut TV executives with Junior tats will have to wait a little while longer before booking an appointment for “new ink.”

Junior then looked relieved when the Sharpie “drive you back to school” initiative was brought-up as ESPN’s time wound down. Junior carefully explained this promotion for education and it was, in fact, a great idea. Then, without mentioning Erik’s name, Junior was gone.

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