“I hope Buba and Tiny pay you a visit.”
I was just thinking the same thing. Hopefully Bubba and Tiny will visit him REAL soon, possibly greeting him at the door.
"Gentlemen, our next guest is a college boy who was arrested for vandalism on cars belonging to the USMC. It seems he doesn't like the Marines or America very much. Please give him a warm welcome."
I wonder how long until he starts to cry... or wet himself?
He will probably not receive significant, if any, punishment. His vandalism was:
a) not his fault, because he was drunk,
b) a noble political statement, for which he should be rewarded, not punished,
c) something he cannot be convicted of, because of some kind of government abuse of his rights.