[sarasmom]

Having never been jailed, I would like very much to believe that post...
OTOH, I would also like a judge to order him to pay for replacement tires, and change them, while under the direct supervision of 42 USMC NCOs.
Heck, even USMC Officers would work for my purposes, since they are almost as...intimidating.
No cameras and no witnesses allowed.

[Volunteer]

I was once young and stupid and I had a great of affection for beer, before I was old enough to drink it legally.

When I got picked up for public intoxication and having a 6-pack of beer in my possession, I was introduced to the jail in Knoxville, TN in much the same way. That is where I got the "college boy" line. I was a little punk. I deserved it.

A few years later, I was in the Army. I turned out OK. I hope this little punk does the same.

As for turning him over to the NCO's... I have too much respect and love for the NCO Corps than to do that to them.