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1 posted on 07/30/2007 9:22:45 PM PDT by Pikamax
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Think maybe that we could get one of these giant factories in the USA so it can spew pork stuff all over the country?

Meadow Muffin


2 posted on 07/30/2007 9:25:07 PM PDT by rwgal
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Pork “squeezins” chase away head choppers!


3 posted on 07/30/2007 9:25:26 PM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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4 posted on 07/30/2007 9:25:56 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Tracking The "Flyin' Imams" since 11/20/06)
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Build it with large, industrial-scale atomizer units. Roughly the size of those cooling towers at Three Mile Island.


5 posted on 07/30/2007 9:26:48 PM PDT by Steely Tom
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Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively "rain down" on their homes and gardens after the factory's 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere.

Why does this make me laugh? I guess they're gonna need some new burkhas. :)
6 posted on 07/30/2007 9:26:52 PM PDT by kinoxi
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Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively "rain down" on their homes and gardens

One can only hope.
7 posted on 07/30/2007 9:26:56 PM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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"Our religion expressly forbids us to consume pig meat in any form."

Right, but they have no problem targeting and killing innocent people. Baby killing evil is what their ignorant religion is.

8 posted on 07/30/2007 9:28:44 PM PDT by soycd
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Our military needs the S (Slamnation) bomb, i.e. a bomb consisting of flash dried pork ground at least a thousand times finer than the flash powder used in flinklock rifles, an d compressed air.


9 posted on 07/30/2007 9:29:29 PM PDT by rickdylan
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You read something like this and think it if parody or from “The Onion” or that it is April 1st. Now the easily seething are afraid to inhale rain “contaminated” with pork products?

You cannot make this up. Can you?>


10 posted on 07/30/2007 9:29:48 PM PDT by bajabaja
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Crusader brand pet food defending the home front.


11 posted on 07/30/2007 9:30:47 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Zimbabwe, leftist success story, the envy of Venezuela)
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Friendly advice to the Brits: First off, quit calling them Asians. Call them what they are..middle easterners. They are NOT the same as Japanese or Chinese. And second thing is this: grow a collective set and tell these NON British people to shut the hell up or go back where they came from. The mu slims are NOT your friends.


12 posted on 07/30/2007 9:31:01 PM PDT by Nik Naym (If Republicans are your problem, Democrats aren't the answer!)
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Its starting.

Someone will cave and give in and ignore the majority to appease the minority.....again.


13 posted on 07/30/2007 9:32:25 PM PDT by shbox
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"It was something we hadn't taken on board before but it's definitely important and is a very delicate issue."

It's official. I almost started to write "if they cave in on this, that's officially the end of England." But simply thinking that it's "important" and "delicate" is bad enough. England is lost.

"There is a significant Muslim element in our area, so there is a potential problem."

Quite right old sport. You've *almost* got it.

16 posted on 07/30/2007 9:38:09 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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"A Muslim is obliged to be clean spiritually, mentally and physically."

Clean mind. Clean body. Take your pick.

They don't mind torture or murder. Go figure.

17 posted on 07/30/2007 9:38:32 PM PDT by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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Oh dear, and with a good wind, tiny amounts of these pork fumes could waft over the whole country. The poor Muslims won’t be safe anywhere, and will have to go back where they came from.

Full steam ahead with that processing plant!


19 posted on 07/30/2007 9:45:12 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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As it was pointed out in a previous thread, they’ll be bitching about pork-like-smells from every restaurant they walk past.

It’s coming, people. Get ready. And be ready to BEAT THEM BACK!!!


20 posted on 07/30/2007 9:47:02 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Tracking The "Flyin' Imams" since 11/20/06)
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It amazes me to think that this effing cult and all of the evil, death, suffering, and turmoil it causes could be brought to a precipitous end with one load of Hormel scraps dropped from an airplane on 2 key cities in Saudi. In WWII, it took the nerve to nuke 2 cities off of the map. All this requires is some barbecue. And nobody will do it.


21 posted on 07/30/2007 9:56:12 PM PDT by badbass
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“A well-regulated Barbecue, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Pork, shall not be infringed.”


22 posted on 07/30/2007 9:56:24 PM PDT by Sender (A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.)
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The war on terror would be over in a month if we started dipping our bullets in pork lard, burying Islamic terrorists inside a pig carcass and using explosives made of pork renderings.


23 posted on 07/30/2007 10:00:16 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum)
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We need to make the pig the national animal of the U.S. and pork the national meat. It would also be useful to make umbrellas out of pig hides.


24 posted on 07/30/2007 10:01:34 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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