[AmericanInTokyo]

A conversation you would NOT hear coming from the poll official.

"Uh, yes, Mr. Kim. I believe you are who you claim to be. But rules are rules. Two pieces of identification please, and then also sign right here."

Or, rather, you might here that comment right before a brief burst of machine gun fire.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Furthermore, his extended family will spend the rest of their lives in gulags.

As is the case in his recent appearances, he does not look well in this picture, either. He looks puffy and exhausted.