“Alice, like all members of the Goon tribe, is approximately eight feet tall. She has huge feet, and arms that reach to her knees. Her nose overlaps her chin and is set between two blank, close-set eyes. Her head is totally bald and sits low between wide shoulders. She is completely hairless with the exception of her forearms, lower legs and midsection. In later appearances, Alice appeared wearing a skirt and flowered hat. When Alice spoke, her words would appear as a series of meaningless squiggles.”
I dated a chick like that in high school. She went on to become attorney general or something like that in fedgov. Creepy.
LOL, now now, BOR may be watching.