a) you win the lottery
b) you are selected to compete on American Idol
c) your possessions are sold off in lieu of payment
Under the Ottomans it was
a) the same
b) different in that you were forced to convert to Judaism
c) different in that you received 26 virgins to practice on
Well, you are right. This conversation has just descended into the inane. Sorry to have wasted your time.