[Hegewisch Dupa]

Not so quick - under the right circumstances it totally can work. These circumstance include:

--- They play "Kill the Man With the Football" - after all he's such an awesome runner he can escape all pursuers
--- The other players get sharpened metal cleats, ala another Georgia psychotic speedster, Ty Cobb (how sick are you to be a bigger loon than Cobb?)
--- Vick is such a man he can play nude - his dogs didn't need all that fancy protection either, why should his boys?

[Red in Blue PA]

Or, they chain him to an axle behind the stadium and starve him, like many of the dogs at his former house.