[RexBeach]

“Hello. I’m Mike Gravel, and I’ve got a secret!”

Putz.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I think this is an accurate metaphor for his candidacy.

[highimpact]

He talks just like he drives: all over the place without any sense of direction.

[agere_contra]

His message? Accountability with real teeth.

Now that's where you're going wrong. "Accountability with real teeth" isn't even a sentence.

[Dr.Deth]

Gravel: "I know how to get out of Iraq. I know how to affect the solution, it's a diplomatic solution."

Alter: "Careful! Ohh!"

Gravel: "Hang on!"

Off-camera voice: "Okay, we're okay."

Gravel: "Where's the-[bleeps]"

Off-camera voice: "The brakes went out."

Cheney is all-knowing and all-powerful.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

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No Joke.

MIKE GRAVEL =

Pictures of a vietnamese Re-Education (SLAVE LABOR) Camp

http://www.Freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1308949/posts

http://www.Freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1806248/posts

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NEVER ever AGAIN.

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[PghBaldy]

Alter: "His message? Accountability with real teeth." Does anyone else see this as bragging? A 77 year old man says he has his original teeth?

[ozzymandus]

Assclown of the day.

[RightWhale]

Former Alaska Senator Mike Gravel, now 77

Gravel is not from Alaska. He left Alaska after losing to Ted Stevens for Senate, and as we know, Stevens has been in office longer than any Republican ever.

[George W. Bush]

Gravel: "I know how to get out of Iraq. I know how to affect the solution, it's a diplomatic solution."
Alter: "Careful! Ohh!"
Gravel: "Hang on!"
Off-camera voice: "Okay, we're okay."
Gravel: "Where's the-[bleeps]"
Off-camera voice: "The brakes went out."

Epic. Just epic.

[AppyPappy]

Geez. You can’t make up anything funnier. I’m surprised he wasn’t hanging out the window cussing at people.

“Hey. You! Vote for me. Nah, vote. Well, [bleep] you too. And your fat [bleep] mother you [bleep] sucker. Watch where you’re going you [bleep]ing retard. Yeah, I said that. Oh yeah. I’ll kill your whole [bleep]ing family when I become President. I’ll make your daughter Director of [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]til she yaks in the [bleep]ing trash can. Hey, who wants to stop and get a few beers? Hey Alter, we’ll make sure they are kosher”

[Doctor Raoul]

The guy's been a cab driver and he can't drive.

Yeah, I want his military advice.

[doug from upland]

Maybe Hillary can take Alter on a nice plane flight.

[SergeiRachmaninov]

I'm just listening to Gravel on NPR -- monitoring enemy communications -- as I look at this thread.

Based on what I have heard in the last twenty minutes, I can say with conviction that this is one of the biggest a$$holes ever to mount a public stage in the USA. (Of course, he is GREAT for our side! The NPR audience, which probably represents twenty per cent of the electorate, loves him, of course. A remarkable a$$hole ~and~ a moron.)

[Brett66]

Alter just got a quick glimpse of what would be like with this idiot as president. Fortunately he just had control of a cab.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Mike Gravel should seriously get together with Massachusetts Republican Jack E. Robinson III, somebody else who also got into a car accident five years ago while discussing issues with the mainstream media on the phone while driving.