That was going to be my money-making scam! I have been scammed out of my scam!
For a mere $100.00, I'll help you out.
You'll be back in business in no time!
I AM NOT A SCAMMER!!! Instead I have developed a wonderful carbon credit business based on the terrible damage the methane in dog farts does to the environment. I’m selling carbon credits @ $100 per indulgence (Oops, credit) for each drop of Beano I plan to purchase and feed to each of my dogs.