Yes, I’d want to be VERY nice to that doggie if he was anywhere near me. He looks like one serious commando. Look at his bulging doggie-ceps, and that utterly humorless and focused stare!
As for the humans, are we sure those are really Frenchies under there? Weasely, white-flag waving, cheese-eating surrender monkeys? After all, the French are the people who quickly capitulated after students and recent graduates rioted at the announcement that they would not be guaranteed employment for life, after their 4 or more leisurely years of pretending to study useless subjects. And who are letting barbarian Muslims overrun their country.
Maybe they’re from Alsace? :)