Too late. I took a Ron Paul Constitutional Law crash course on the internet.
I have drawn up the papers and declared myself a sovereign entity that has seceded from the US government.
I have proceeded to repudiate all international debts, including all my credit cards, your keyboard and the money the library says I owe them for all the graphic novels I borrowed and then lost.
I am currently engaged in a war for my own territorial existence and integrity, because my mom is threatening to kick me out of the basement of her house unless I pay tribute in the form of "rent."