Good one.
Now, my attempt at parody.
Today Charlie Dingell issued subpeanas to the White House kicking off it’s investigation of Karl Rove. “We need to find out how he became such a magnificent bastard” Chairman Rangle explained with exasperation.
He then added at the request of my esteemed colleague Maxine Waters we are also investigating Cheney. Waters then piped up “We know he’s packing heat, we just want to know how much, and I ain’t talkin bout on huntin trips. You know what I mean girlfriend? Have you seen that picture?”’
how dare you ping me as if to insinuate i know whereof you speak...! ; )