I’ll be your nominee by Christmas
You can count on me
I’ll be your nominee by Christmas
If only in my dreams.
I figure in another few decades, we’ll have the primaries the week after mid-term elections.
now we’ll have to start thinking up Christmas themed
parody songs (or filks, as the SF fans call ‘em)
Barrack the Magic Negro
Had a very shiny nose—
no, that’s not it. Ah, wish Kerry were running again so
I could reprise my tune from ‘04:
Have yourself a Kerry little Christmas
Cozy all the way
While the seat of power lies so far away
You’ll be just one more lib in the Senate
Thanks to W
You won’t live on Pennsylvania Avenue
Ketchup Heiress has lots of dough
Lots and lots of dough, to spend
It won’t buy you the White House though
For the voters know, my friend
Mondale, Gore, and also Mike Dukakis
Know just how you feel
When you’re seen, you just don’t have any appeal
So have yourself a Kerry little Christmas, now