Only one exception to what you said - the piss they call Rolling Rock being brewed in St Louis is not nearly as good as the Latrobe stuff (though I must confess I still drink it)...
If you are drinking piss, I highly rec a microbrewer in
Texas—Bear Whiz Beer Brewery.
They whip it up right on the premises. The trained bears
whiz into the little bottles and send them down the conveyor
belt to be capped.
Enjoy!
MV