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Hey baby, I know all about wood and Johnson.

1 posted on 08/11/2007 8:50:07 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“... and I’m sterile.”


2 posted on 08/11/2007 8:52:33 AM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I used to use that ‘Just for Men’ stuff, but I didn’t want women to think I was a phony.


3 posted on 08/11/2007 8:52:37 AM PDT by alancarp (How many millions have to break a law before it's inconvenient to enforce?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

When the moment is right

You can be ready

with Cialis.


4 posted on 08/11/2007 8:52:42 AM PDT by freespirited
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
"Can you help me Doctor. I'm not just little...I'm bent too."
5 posted on 08/11/2007 8:52:48 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Hey, make sure you don’t wear a blue dress....OK?


6 posted on 08/11/2007 8:53:04 AM PDT by ThreePuttinDude ()...temporarily out of service ....()
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Did you mean wooden johnson?


7 posted on 08/11/2007 8:54:26 AM PDT by FreePaul
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“Your place or mine? Hillary’s out of town.”


9 posted on 08/11/2007 8:54:59 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“Let me show you a technique to stretch your mouth.”


10 posted on 08/11/2007 8:55:08 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

"Healthy schools? Somebody's getting fired. They told me this was 'healthy schoolgirls'...

11 posted on 08/11/2007 8:57:27 AM PDT by EternalVigilance (When Romney got done in MA, there were more Green Party candidates than Republican candidates...)
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com one is Named Johnson... the other IS a JOHNSON!!!

12 posted on 08/11/2007 8:58:45 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“I showed Pinocchio how to have phone sex and his hand caught fire.”


13 posted on 08/11/2007 9:00:44 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Isn’t it obvious? He is saying:

I’d hit it!


14 posted on 08/11/2007 9:01:24 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (The answer is 42.)
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Naw baby, it’s just a paper extension.


15 posted on 08/11/2007 9:03:10 AM PDT by melancholy (Quiz: name one country, other than the USA, that doesn't control its borders.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I fully support the cause of health schools. Why, when I was a child, I had the mumps, you know...


16 posted on 08/11/2007 9:04:44 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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Don't pay any attention to this...hon

17 posted on 08/11/2007 9:06:40 AM PDT by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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Could you play a few notes on the pork trombone?


18 posted on 08/11/2007 9:13:09 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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"Yes I'm black.....except where it counts!"

19 posted on 08/11/2007 9:23:09 AM PDT by Bommer (Global Warming: The only warming phenomena that occurs in the Summer and ends in the Winter!)
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“Please, baby, baby, please....”


20 posted on 08/11/2007 9:24:22 AM PDT by RichInOC (Bill Clinton doesn't need a partner to have sex with somebody he loves...but it helps.)
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“Would you be my intern?”


23 posted on 08/11/2007 9:27:25 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Hey baby, wanna read my position paper?
25 posted on 08/11/2007 9:28:50 AM PDT by HAL9000 (http://LinksToNewsSources.GooglePages.com)
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