Perhaps we should amend the law — candidates would be entitled to respond to reruns of “Law and Order” or such movies as “Commando” and “The Running Man” featuring political candidates, but only in kind. Who wouldn’t want to see an hour-long legal drama showcasing John Edwards as a compassionate attorney channeling the spirits of children, or Barak Obama as a one-man army who goes into Pakistan to single-handedly take out the Taliban and al-Qaida once and for all?
The movie would be a mash-up of Rambo and Dumbo; call it Drambo.
Or Hillary as the Bionic Gender Non-Specific Individual...