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1,000 pages involving her work has been censored by archives staff because they include confidential advice and must be kept secret under a federal law called the Presidential Records Act.

"Must" be kept secret?

I smell flying monkeys.

Do any of the “secret papers” contain information on where that ugly witch put all the stolen loot from the White House? The First Lady years are important because they show HClinton to be a tasteless, petty, trailer trash b@tch who ran out on the job halfway through the second term.

I am no historian, but was there ever a worse First Lady?
Now she wants to be POTUS? O HELL NO!

“’Must’ be kept secret?

I smell flying monkeys.”

- Remember: none of these secrecy rules apply to the Bush administration. If the president decides to use the bathroom, he is required to report to congress...

a) When did he first feel the urge to go?
b) How long did he wait until actually going?
c) What were his reasons for any delay in actually going?
d) What foods he might have eaten that could give him the urge to go?
e) Why he didn’t select different foods. If he had dairy, why didn’t he choose fiber? If he had fiber, why didn’t he choose more dairy?
f) Did he inform anyone of his need to go? If so, when did they know and why didn’t they inform the press earlier?
g) Where was the closest bathroom?
h) When he arrived at the bathroom, did he actually go?
i) Was the bathroom equipped with a low volume toilet?
j) Boxers or briefs? (Oh, the questions democrats ask!)
k) What was the precise quantity of waste passed?
l) Was the waste preserved for review by a Congressional committee? If not, why?
m) How many pieces of toilet paper did the president use? If more than one, does he care about the environment?
n) Did he wash his hands? Did anyone witness him wash his hands? How do we know he’s not lying about this in the same way he lies about everything else? Seriously, Mr. President, WE WANT ANSWERS!!!
o) Why haven’t you intervened in Darfur you racist bastard!!! What? I’m what? Off topic? Oh, excuse me... back to our normally scheduled Presidential grilling...
p) If he was the last one out of the restroom, did he turn off the lights?
q) Does he realize that his tax cuts for the rich don’t help that poor immigrant worker that has to clean the bathroom after he’s done using it? Does he? DOES HE???
r) WHERE WAS CHENEY WHEN ALL OF THIS WAS GOING ON?
s) WEREN’T YOU REALLY ONLY TOLD TO USE THE BATHROOM BY KARL ROVE??? NOW THAT’S HE’S RETIRING, WHO WILL TELL YOU TO USE THE BATHROOM NOW???
t) What are these men with the white coats doing here?
u) Where are you taking me?
v) Why won’t America listen to... *slam*

There you go. Actual transcript of congressional oversight.