I heard a great black comedian on the radio last week, who said he named his daughter "Bailey". "I wanted something that didn't sound black for the job interview. Shwanta, Tensnackta, I figure the glass ceiling is thick enough; with names like that you might as well just put in the bricks and mortar."
OMG, someone who gets it. Learn clear English, get a free education, work harder than the slackers, act normal, get rich. It is a simple plan that works.