Madonna shocks aeroplane passengers with mid-air vitamin jab (Man-hands pic included)

Thisislondon ^ | Wednesday 15.08.07 | None credited

[Caipirabob]

Ahh! I miss Madge.

Well, then...here ya go!

Cheers! : )

LOL! How many times did I see these when I was a kid?...

[ari-freedom]

Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: But what about breakfast?
Aragorn: You’ve already had breakfast.
Pippin: One, yes. But what about second breakfast?
Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? And luncheon? And afternoon tea? And dinner? And supper? He knows about those, right?
Merry: I don’t think so, Pip.

[SAMS]

file this under “who gives a rip?”

[Beckwith]

I’d hit it! Freakie women were always my favorites.

[ari-freedom]

this is what happens when Rupert Murdoch takes over FR

[Dr.Deth]

Or maybe Vitamin H?

[mutley]

I’d hit it! Freakie women were always my favorites.

I might tend to agree, if it weren't for the fact that she was most likely used and abused by so many.

[Beckwith]

She looks fit to me — veins notwithstanding — and she definitely doesn’t lack experience.

[acoulterfan]

“She is obviously using steroids. There should be an * next to her record sales totals!”

Yep, it’s pretty obvious when you look at her arms. Her body is pretty “rock” hard also.

[Lijahsbubbe]

The window to a woman’s age is always her hands.

Ladies, please, always ALWAYS put lotion on your hands after they've been in water. People always think I'm much younger than I am, and the only signs (for now) of age are on my hands. I truly believe this is because our hands are constantly in water from doing dishes, cleaning, washing hands etc.

[Fire_on_High]

Looks like a tennis player or something...

[driftdiver]

nice photoshop enlarging those hands. FREAKED me out at first.

[Mamzelle]

Look at her hands (not the man hands)—and see what plastic surgery cannot do.

[alfie]

i am 67 and my hands look better

[ChildOfThe60s]

What you say regarding B12 is correct. However, it’s very unlikely that this is the case here.

Put your money on another moronic celebrity following the latest celebrity fad. Madonna is not known far and wide for her towering intellect.

[Gondring]

I doubt that she has pernicious anemia or any of the other conditions that prevent B-12 absorption.

Sure she doesn't have a tapeworm? ;-)

[GladesGuru]

“WOW. Seven hours without eating. That’s not humanly possible.”

It most certainly is if you are talking about having to eat Airline Rubber Chicken, Airline Mystery Meat, ad nauseam.

[-=SoylentSquirrel=-]

"...The window to a woman’s age is always her hands...."

Also the elbows. I always assess the elbows first, then look for the wedding ring.

[Terriergal]

lol

Well like I said since I was a kid my hands would look like that after working hard with them (yard work, etc.) and they still do (age 37) but normally the docs have a hard time finding my veins. I guess that means they’re HIGHLY elastic (good).

[Terriergal]

But I’m sure Madonna wasn’t doing yard work.