Now you're a Blender Socialist too?
You and Bubbles holding redistribution of Blenders meetings?
A Blender in every pot?
Do you want a National Blender plan?
How about a blender tax?
Listen here, you blender-capitalist pig. You and your rich endside sit in a chair all day hitting refresh, earning blender after blender, on the backs of us hard-working poor folk for too long. Blender-seekers of the world unite!
Viva la Blender Revlolucion!
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