No problemo, the Burglar just stuffs them down his pants and socks and like Elvis, leaves the building.
This is a joke right? The Onion, Scrappleface?
No joke. It was sent. I wonder if he will have a sense of humor. As opposed to sending an email, someone other than Berger is going to see this. That should be fun.
Perhaps I should also send it on a large postcard. That way, many people might see it.