“THIS DEFINES ME AS A CONSERVATIVE.”
No, that simply means you aren’t very intelligent (or lacking a moral center) in that you can’t see that Rudy and Hillary are both equally bad.
I disagree with your opinion.
You don't decide who's conservative, moral or intelligent.
In fact, evidenced by your post, I would suggest that you are exactly the opposite of intelligent, based on your inability to designate tax cuts, support for The War In Iraq, support for The War On Terror, support for Israel, opposition to universal health care, fiscal conservatism and promises to appoint constructionist judges as "good."
Rudy is not the best Republicans can do...but if the alternative is Hillary Clinton and you vote Third Party, that makes you unintelligent, lacking a moral center and blind as a bat.