Logical. All the other anatomical restaurants between Hineys and Hooters were closed, and clearly he urgently needed nursing.
1 posted on
08/20/2007 5:41:10 AM PDT by
tlb
To: tlb
Hineys, Hooters, and a stabbing. Sounds like a helluva successful bachelor party.
2 posted on
08/20/2007 5:44:43 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: tlb
LOL
When you are really hurting, there is nothing like Hooters to make you feel better.
3 posted on
08/20/2007 5:44:57 AM PDT by
sd-joe
To: tlb
I was poked in the eye at Hooters, once.
4 posted on
08/20/2007 5:46:16 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
("Is the lion burning?")
To: tlb
There are worse places to draw your last breath...
5 posted on
08/20/2007 5:47:44 AM PDT by
gridlock
(A Liberal will lick the boot on his neck if he thinks the other boot is on a Conservative's neck.)
To: tlb
According to Google, Hiney's to Hooters is a bit over 5 miles. (Now that's a strange sentence to type ... :-).
5 miles is quite a ways to go while “bleeding profusely”. The article didn't mention any transportation: “Somehow he made his way to Hooters, though police are unsure of how he got there.”
6 posted on
08/20/2007 5:57:36 AM PDT by
Brujo
(Quod volunt, credunt.)
To: tlb
I suppose it could have been worse?
12 posted on
08/20/2007 6:50:52 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: tlb
I would have gone to Jaguars :-)
13 posted on
08/20/2007 7:44:43 AM PDT by
Moleman
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