Ugh, I was at the ET the other day and guess what the big sign at the front desk was? One guess. Yep, you got it. It was in Spanish informing illegals by law they could give birth there and recieve treatment without any questions.
Is Hooters closer to the border crossing than the hopsital? Perhaps his cousins merely dumped him out of the back of the pickup on their way outta the country.
Actually might have been a Freudian slip.