I'd be happy with just being able to stop feigning interest when Mrs wbill talks about "Her mother's neighbor's friend - you know, the one that you met at the party that one time eight years ago that collects minature cow sculptures? Well, SHE said that.....".
My needs are simple.
LOL. I hear you, brother.
Spot on.
My life likes to fill me in on the details of lives of people I’ve never met. That, and she’ll hold a two-hour telephone call and then expect me to listen while she replays the entire freaking call.
I know her. I think my GF talks about her also!