I heard on the news this A.M. that they fired the UGA football coach. UGA wanted to replace him with Michael Vick so he could teach those “Dawgs” to fight.
In other news, Vick and a friend were walking down the street when they saw a dog in the middle of the road licking himself as dogs are known to lick themselves.
The friend looks at the dog, then to Vick, and remarks, "Look at that dog! Boy, I wish I could do that."
Vick said, "That dog would BITE you!"