I'm laughing, too. You know, I could just imagine the poor kid ending up in a UK jail and some Moslem inmates talking about him.
"Watch out for that little one. He throws pork products!"
TBH....I guess this struck me so funny because i spend a fair amount of time on a Disny forum for Brits....i am constantly amazed at how much crime happens to this small cross-section of people...lots of youth gangs vandalizing,assaults and robbery...mostly from their version of projects...it’s really bad like ours but it doesn’t seem to be so localized as ours..it’s spread out evenly....i don’t hear these stories from Fr’s Brits...either they are in denial or i am reading all this wrong...
Then a story comes along like this and i couldn’t help but laugh after the horror stories i have read on the forum i frequent....a kid gets the riot act for throwing a vienna sausage!! :D