She's threatening to take me to the American Folk Festival tonight, make me drink beer and listen to Cajun music and live blues. Maybe I can sneak over to the "traditional Arab music" and ask if that's the music they perform clitorechtimies too.
They would find out that that you are of Greek heritage and have a genetic hatred of ragheads, as we of English descent have of the Frogs, and charge you with a hate crime going back to Basil the Second, ex post facto, and that Bald Headed Commie, in a triumph of civil rights enforcement, would have you drawn and quartered in Disgusta, in violation of the Fifth Amendment, and have various parts displayed in Lewiston for the edification of the Somali's.