Let’s see now. How does this work?
The Mexican consulate is notified. ACLU attorneys are hired. The illegal is deported to Mexico. New papers are made and given to the illegal. Illegal sneaks across the border the next night and sets up in a community near his old location. Illegal meets new illegal girlfriend with a young baby suitable for kicking practice. Illegal is offered tryout as field goal kicker for an NFL team.
Most of the girlfriends are white American girls.