[Mr. Mojo]

Hat Maker Pulls MLB Caps Made for Gangs

Hats made to fit either backwards or slightly to the side?

[Zerodown]

Hats made to fit either backwards or slightly to the side? Mr. Mojo, shame on you for being behind the 'hood fashion curve. Only small town gang-bangers are wearing the brim off to the side, and only unaccredited college white yutes are wearing the ball cap backwards. As for the curved down ball cap, well OK, if you are named "Earl," and drive an uninspected big rig.

You want to look cool, you get yourself the newest caps, which have a giant almost absolutely straight brim that is worn facing full frontal. And, it must be squeaky clean. Baggy long shorts and a team or NASCAR Shirt complete the ensemble along with long white socks, clean sneakers, and a gold chain about the size of destroyer's anchor cable.

Tattos and a 3-day beard are also mandatory. If I have to correct you again, it goes to the moderator.