[Lonesome in Massachussets]

What a terrible headline. I can't tell if it was the home invader or resident who died. Better headline: "Lack of Supervision Proves Fatal to Fatherless Teen" (Just a guess about the fatherless part. I'm taking bets.)

At least the story had a happy ending, as much as the LSM tries to hide the fact.

It'd be ironic if the boy's "father" [sperm donor] crawled out from under a rock to sue the homeowner.

[Mr. Silverback]

(Just a guess about the fatherless part. I'm taking bets.)

I ain't taking it. Where I come from they call that a "sucker bet."