[Nonstatist]

Where in the he!! is Malta ?

[snowrip]

An island off the south of Italy, in the Med.

she is looking for a degree of financial security to finance her coffees with girlfriends complete with the whole nail, skin and straightened hair look which doesn’t come cheap, but is now de rigeur, even for many single parent mums living off benefits.

Uhhhhhhhh... you think that this might be the problem?

[Truth29]

The answer to an old trivia question. “What is the name of the only English speaking democracy in the Mediterranean?”

[Rummyfan]

Small independent island nation in the Mediterranean, south of Sicily and north of Tunisia on the African coast.

[Tax-chick]

Malta has very interesting Medieval and pre-Medieval ruins, and a unique seafood-based cuisine with elements from both northern Europe and North Africa.

I suppose the time to enjoy it would be whenever’s the off-season for sex tourism.

[Paleo Conservative]

Where in the he!! is Malta ?

Obviously you're not a student of WWII. Even though it is small, it was a very strategically important island south of Sicily. The British were able to hold it throughout the whole war, and it served as both a submarine and air force base in the middle of the Mediterranean surrounded by Axis strongholds in Italy and Libya. It was a great base for intercepting Axis supply convoys traveling between Europe and north Africa. It also helped keep the Mediterranean Sea open for the Allies.

[LexBaird]

Where in the he!! is Malta ?

Just southeast of Kemmuna, of course.

[Verginius Rufus]

Never heard of The Maltese Falcon? The stuff dreams are made of...

I was in Malta once, while driving across Montana. I thought it was going to be about that Malta until I started reading the story.

[Wil H]

Where in the he!! is Malta ?

Good Lord! ..Another product of an NEA education...

[Redbob]

"Where in the he!! is Malta ?"

I don't know exactly, but I got this great little statue of a falcon from there.!
LOL!