[alvindsv]

Don’t mess with OU fans, we’ll rip your nuts off!!!!

Literally!

[xJones]

Bock adds that his client isn't a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon who makes his living as a government auditor who had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.

Just damn, instead of just ripping his scrotal sack, the deacon could have nailed with a dart or worse yet - he could have audited him!

[Popman]

Wow, I didn't know UT fans had scrotum's

Ducking.......

[OldEagle]

Hook ‘em Horns???

[KarlInOhio]

Univerity of Texas Longhorn Bulls Steers.

[Billthedrill]

I’m sure there’s a perfectly innocent explanation. After all, the fellow’s a Deacon. Uh...ministering to the flock?

[DainBramage]

The first place OU fans look is your balls. Better steers than queers!

[SGCOS]

..”Waitress, please cancel my order for Rocky Mountain Oysters till these folks are removed...Thanks!”

[John Leland 1789]

Church discipline advocate here.

If found to be true (church deacon in bar, in brawl), church should read 1 Timothy chapter 3 and Titus chapter one (and a score of other pertinent passages), and bring biblical church discipline against this deacon. He should be removed from office, and placed under disciplinary watch of the church.

But what churches discipline their members any more? That is one reason the testimony of the churches in the world is NO testimony.

[mrmargaritaville]

That Texas fan should just be thankful he didn’t run into Jackie Sherill in a bar-we all know what he did to longhorns.

[VOA]

bump

[ricks_place]

Cherry Picker!

[badpacifist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvfpK67RjEE

[badpacifist]

Post 21 highlights a real bar fight

[oyez]

A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Texas Longhorn joke. The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm an Texas fan. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's an Texas fan, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's an Texas fan, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Texas joke?" The guy says, "Nah." To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are you chicken?" The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."

Did you hear about the two Oklamoma students who died in the cafeteria last week? They were trying to get milk and the cow fell on them.

[mylife]

These clowns go nuts every year

[Palladin]

Ouch! This is painful to read about.

They make church deacons pretty tough in OK.

[magellan]

What was a Wake Forest fan doing there?

[MarkBsnr]

Ah, all these fans are nuts. Their deportment leaves much to be desired; look at the composed and Godly fans of the Fighting Irish.

I’d bet a monseigneur over a deacon any day.

[NRA2BFree]

A church deacon had no business being in a bar drinking to begin with. The church needs to remove him from his position in the church. It sends the wrong message. Unless they don’t care. If that’s the case, he must belong to the church of leaping lizzards. LOL!