Posted on 08/29/2007 8:11:54 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3
Restless leg syndrome sufferers, beware.
How low do you have to sink to want to have sex in a public bathroom. That dirty smelly metaphor for Socialism.
tap-tap tap-TAP-TAP-TAP
TAP-tap-TAP-TAP-TAP
TAP-TAP-tap-tap-TAP-TAP-tap-TAP-TAP
He was signaling "I am not gay" in Morse Code.
Wow, I guess I won’t be tempted to tap my foot while listening to my I-pod on the crapper, or engage in dueling foottapping with my neighbor. lol
Soliciting sex in a public restroom is disgusting. But I’m not so sure the “evidence” the police had would convict someone “beyond a reasonable doubt”.
This past weekend I had to tell my son he couldn’t go to the movies with his 13 year old sister. I didn’t say why, but at his age she can’t take him into the ladies room and he sure as hell isn’t going into a public mens room by himself thanks to demented perverts like these
Public bathrooms are gay cruising spots at liberal arts universities, such as the on Keith Olbermann attended.
Next week on Animal Planet - gay bathroom sex and its secret mating rituals.
(Rated PG)
Don’t tell me he was — gasp! — paradiddling?
(A little sick drummer humor there.)
The article mentioned that Senator Craig positioned his luggage at the stall door in an attempt to conceal the intended activity. In San Francisco, gay men take two shopping bags into the stall. They both stand in the bags, so no one can see that the two of them are “engaged.”
Around here were are more interested in toe curling.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Someone on a news discussion panel said:
“I thought 3 taps meant ‘pass the sports section’.”
Note to self: Do NOT take Ipod into restroom stall.
I am not gay with a coked up page
I am not gay with the underaged
I am not gay when I tap your foot
I am not gay keep your big mouth shut
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all
I am not gay with a wide, wide stance
I am not gay in my senator pants
I am not gay with a cat in a hat
Here's my card--what do you think of that?
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all
I am not gay in an Idaho paper
I am not gay please hide my caper
I am not gay in my childless marriage
I am not gay in a baby carriage
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all
I am not gay with an undercover dick
I am not gay--no, not a lick
I saw some paper on the floor
I picked it up--no, nothing more
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all
Let me be clear, I am not vague
I dearly love my Mrs. Craig
I am not a sad old perv
My only desire is to serve
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all
ruff - kick - slpashhhhhhh
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